Didnt think you hear from me again eh THUGGIES?!?! For all the Cats that been saying "wonder where ChemicalDeaths Cracker Ass has been?". Heres why.......
I have recently grown an addiction to crystal meth and crack cocain after Monica Lewinsky forced me to have sex with her then dumped an 8 ball into my nostrals and then covering my mouth forcing me to breathe through my nose. I also have become acustomed to having sex with dead people, Monica inspired that. Although some of you may have already known I am a necropheliac I am now aware of my own true being yet I still find goats to bring better pleasure...."what else is new?" you might ask im starting to find little kids to be apealing to me in the sexual world...in fact i have written a poem about myself and my "special little friends".

It goes something like this....

Ive got a wicked style,
You can see me from a mile,
Chasing little kids cuz im a Petiphile,
They call me Pester, Pester, The child Molester,
Ill stab your daddy just to rape your sister.

*sniff* Im sorry please excuse me im a little misty eyed...so powerful everytime I read it.

To bring my short, derranged biography to a conclusion I have to admit everything I have said is in fact a lie except the sexual relations with Ms. Monica Lewinsky. I am also willing to admit I am an obsessive compulsive liar or OCD for short. So, I leave you clueless,
curious, and repulsed in this poor atempt to make you people laugh.

-ChemicalDeath
"I AM SOFA KING, STUPID!!!!"
...uhh read it outloud.